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Although its been on the backburner for ages, inertia has prevailed, but now, on the day of celebration of fools, let the fanfare play and the musings of a cynical, bitter and aging mind flow from the brain into the aether.

From one aquarium to another the turtle swam. Upon arriving in its new aquarium the first thing it saw was a strange sign saying "amongst all the chaos, women are a comfort to me". The second thing it noted was a scribbled note beside the first sign, obviously written by one of the local programmer wags, that read "Girls are a waste of polygons". Therein lies the dichotomy of some male turtles existence.